Editor’s Note – This was originally published in September 2008. If I ever go to war, I know exactly who I want in my fox hole. Michael Crawford. That’s right, the legendary actor who thrilled audiences and blitzkrieged Broadway with his iconic turn as the Phantom of the Opera. Granted, I’ve never seen the show…

Show’s over folks. There’s nothing more to see here. That is unless you’ve been left lingering for some truly titillating tales from back stage. If that’s your bent than you came to the right place. Now that I’m off contract, I have no qualms about letting y’all in on the back stage secrets behind South…

As that Variety-esque headline screams, the reviews are in. “I hope you take this as a compliment… I really HATED you!!!” – Random Audience Member #1 “You’re a complete bastard!!!” – Random Audience Member #2 “As your mother, the woman who played a major role in your conception, I can only wonder – where did…

Editor’s Note – Yes, my Photoshop skills are quite lacking in this pic but I couldn’t find a proper match of any of my headshots with any stills from the film. I actually think the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float motif I’ve got going here works well enough for a laugh. Looks like the Acting…