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Why Not Y?
I’m not an avid comic reader, not like I was back in the early 90’s, but I keep a close watch on all manner of pop culture so I usually have a handle on What’s Hot and What’s Not in most forums – be it movies, books, television, music, comics, name your poison. And, given [...]
Continue reading »Dumb White Guy Part 4
There’s been a startling new development. We have a plot!!!
Today’s episode begins with a little montage - checking in with our three amigos and laying bare the possibilities that any one of them could be the Turner Cove College Killer (we have seen a murder right??? Maybe that was No Country for Old Men - [...]
Dumb White Guy Part 3
So here we are, midway through The Ed Zone’s first official miniseries, and the only thing late on arrival is the plot. Fear not, faithful viewers, it’s coming. Maybe not in today’s installment but it’s definitely out there. In fact, I think Part 4 introduces the shady character, Roma Scarpetti (Joe Dolat) who creeps onto [...]
Continue reading »Dumb White Guy Part 2
So you suffered through Part 1 and that wasn’t enough for you? You actually decided to waste whatever ounce of energy it takes to click on that Play button, and you’ve returned to continue the thrilling adventures of the Dumb White Guy. Good for you, you sick masochistic bastard.
As I mentioned in my prior post, [...]
Dumb White Guy Part 1
I have been trying to figure out a way to upload my videos to this site for months and finally I found my solution. Yup, this newfangled doohickey YouTube is my ticket to fortune and glory. And what’s this I hear about a Google on the Internets?
As some of you know, I was a helluva’ [...]
The Madness of King George
“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.”
– G. Carlin
Uh oh!!!
Geez, this has been a tough stretch, with two big-time entertainment legends passing in such close proximity of each other. In mid-June, we lost Stan Winston, which I wrote about the other day. And then, at [...]
See No Evil
Guilty on all counts.
That was the sentence handed down to Neil Entwistle for the brutal execution of his wife, Rachel, and 9-month old daughter Lilly, on a cold January morn in 2006. That was the verdict delivered by a thoughtful jury of his peers who listened to weeks of testimony, weighed the overwhelming circumstantial evidence and [...]
6 x 6 = 36
36!?!?!?
That’s the official start of the downward slide right? If 35 is the hump day of your Thirtysomething existence, I’m not quite so sure that 40 is the blessed weekend you look forward to. And spare me all this revisionist talk. Green is the new Black? 40 is the new 30? Please!!! If 40 were [...]
By a Nose
Something suddenly came up.
That’s what I kept repeating to myself – Marsha Brady’s little mantra. “Something suddenly came up.” It would be my go to excuse should I emerge from my septoplasty surgery (read: nose job) resembling Owen Wilson’s crooked peak.
Of course, that’s where your friends and the Internet will lead you. The dark pit [...]
nip/tuck
I’m getting some work done.
To commemorate this Oscar season and celebrate the triumphant return of those starving writers, I’m going all Hollywood on ya’ and getting a nose job.
I’m serious. It’s all so scandalously true.
On March 17th 2008, I’ll walk in a Q-Bert and walk out who knows what. A Karl Malden? An Adrian Brody? [...]
