I woke this morning – never feeling so tough in my entire life. At 42 years (and some change) old, I’m officially rocking a newly minted Legend of Zelda tattoo. That ought to show the dudes in Cell Block Z that this Gameboy means business. And if that doesn’t – the Mario & Luigi Tramp Stamp…

Somewhere out there – in Fall 1989 Rockland, MA – 17 year-old Eddie Humphries is sucking wind, still straining to finish the first race he ever signed up for. That was me – a long time ago in a place a long ways away from where I am now. I was in a different “state” then. Sure,…