August 2010
This is a list of posts published in August 2010.
Where the Wild Things Are… Dead!
Editor’s Note: This was originally published in February 2006.
-True Story-
The call comes in.
Caller: Ed-man. This is Ron-ster!!!?
Inner Monologue: Ed-man? Ron-ster? Who is this peculiar nicknaming psycho? (Somewhere, a lonesome cricket chirps.)
The Ron-ster Formerly Known as Caller: Ed-man? (pause) Vacation Man? (pause) Guy Who Has Incriminating Photos of Me and a Bone Saw at Alcor Man?
Me: UNCLE RON!!!! How the heck are ya?
Anyway, after dispensing with the obligatory pleasantries and renegotiating our ‘ahem’ business contract, we got down to the business at hand. Apparently my uncle, who I affectionately call Kracka, had a friend who was in need of a house-sitter. In a desperate bid to keep me on the straight and narrow, Kracka offered up my name,... Continue reading »
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