Oh how I wish my Lost recap had landed on April 1st. I would have treated you all to an in-depth dissertation of Sin City â€“ that made for Skinemax soft-core smut that Iâ€™ve stumbled upon once or twice or repeatedly. So many mysteries to ponder in that one. Alas, we had to settle for me pimping the site out for one day only and judging by the hits, it appears some of my long-time readers are looking to spice up their lives. Shhhh, I wonâ€™t tell if you donâ€™t.
Anyway, thatâ€™s over now as we turn the page into April, knowing we are a scant 6 weeks away from the end of this show. And then I can rest my weary fingers for another year. Hopefully in the 9 months that elapse between the end of Season 5 and the beginning of Season 6, youâ€™ll forget all about the fact that I seem to posit one theory a week that gets immediately rejected by the show the following week. The amazing thing is that you guys tune in here week after week under the assumption that I know what Iâ€™m talking about. Take it from me, if you use that proverbial notion of 100 monkeys typing at 100 typewriters for 100 years, you might get Romeo & Juliet â€“ well, Iâ€™m the 101st chimp looking for the ANY key.
All right – Letâ€™s get Lost.
1.Â Â While there were a few scenes that really hooked me this week, I have to confess, Iâ€™ve never been a Kate fan. I find her episodes to be the weakest in the series with the same tired notes being played over and over. We get it!!! Kateâ€™s damaged goods with Daddy issues whoâ€™s always latching onto the wrong fella and usually heads for the hills the moment the going gets good. Over and over we get this and frankly, I donâ€™t care. Whenever a Kate flashback episode would appear in the early seasons, my mind would just check out. This one held my interest a little more, as we got the on-island drama focused on Yong Benâ€™s fate but the cutaways to Kateâ€™s pre-flight routine just bored me silly. Regardless, Iâ€™ll try my best to hit the main beats below. If any of you are Evangaline Lilly fans (even aficionados of those old L.A.-based phone sex ads that first got her noticed), I apologize. I just donâ€™t see the attraction. Give me Juliet, Penny or hell, that swarthy LaFleur any day of the week.
2.Â Â Iâ€™m gonnaâ€™ get all the Kate blah-blah-blah out of the way first so I can focus on the nuggets that did intrigue me. First up, weâ€™ve learned the mystery of what happened to Aaron and in typical Kate Austin style, the big reveal was a letdown in comparison to the build up. Aaron being sent to live with his Aussie Granny is on the level of the airplane in the safe deposit box. If they wanted to blow my mind, they should have had Kate putting Aaron in that safety deposit box and then giving the airplane to Claireâ€™s Mum. All that intrigue for nothing. She didnâ€™t lose him to supernatural forces. Aaron wasnâ€™t hijacked by Ben and company and sent to the same mysterious psychic phenomena lab that they sequestered Walt in. Nope â€“ heâ€™s safe and sound, half way across the globe marveling at the fact that water spirals counter-clockwise down a drain. So, all that â€œPromise me youâ€™ll never ask me where he is againâ€ pillow talk that she laid on a horny Jack was just more Kate Austin melodrama. I know, Iâ€™m coming across as atypically downbeat but she is the one character that has always grated on my nerves so I canâ€™t stand it when we waste the better part of an hour on her. Itâ€™s like being force fed a marathon of Lifetime woman empowerment movies and if I never have to see Meredith Baxter Birney or Another Womanâ€™s Husband again, it will be too soon.
3.Â Â Â The other â€œcompellingâ€ mystery involved the secret request that Sawyer whispered in Jackâ€™s ear. It turns out, Sawyer just wanted Kate to check in on his darling Clementine.
4.Â Â I will say that the sequence in the supermarket was haunting. For one â€“ with itâ€™s garish lighting, that supermarket set looked eerie which added to the urgency when young Aaron disappeared. And then we got Claireâ€™s middle aged doppelganger, who for a good Samaritan seemed to be beating a fast retreat to the front door. It was a well executed, creepy scene that certainly played on my fears as a parent.
5.Â Â And it underscored Kateâ€™s epiphany. That sheâ€™s not ready to anchor herself to anyone. At least sheâ€™s come to realize that none of these hooks ever take. Her â€œflight riskâ€ is her own personal demon to tame and she realized that neither through Jack, Sawyer, Aaron or her former cop husband â€“ thereâ€™s just no rehabilitating her. That calls to mind that wild stallion that Kate encountered on the island back in Season 2.
6.Â Â And this personal revelation awakens a mission in Kate â€“ to return to the island and find Aaronâ€™s mother which was the one plot point that did resonate with me as that is one loose thread I am very interested in following. Where has Claire gone? Again, my assumption has always been that sheâ€™s dead â€“ what with her kinship to Zombie Christian and all. It will be interesting to see how that plays out.
7.Â Â I loved those debates between Miles and Hurley on the nature of time travel â€“ specifically what they can and cannot change. Miles did a great job articulating the flow of time,Â which matches what weâ€™ve talked about in these recaps. At the same time, he did find himself perplexed as to why Ben wouldnâ€™t remember Sayid later in life. Now, I still hold to the theory that he wouldnâ€™t remember that because it hadnâ€™t happened yet but this episode seemed to dictate that he should remember it. Of course, by the episodeâ€™s end, we got a pretty clear definition of why Ben Linus would not recall the incident.
8.Â Â The thing is, I think that logic applies to Ben specifically and not anyone else. In other words, those who are time traveling are currently doing these things for the first time so they would have no prior knowledge of the things they are doing. They â€“ uniquely â€“ have taken that off ramp from the standard time line and are now interacting with the past. But, this episode seemed to argue that the people they encounter in the past may have some knowledge of things that occurred when they encountered them presuming they ran into them later in life (i.e. Danielle).
9.Â Â So, for Ben, his memory is wiped (more in a moment) but that still opens up the question of why Danielle would not recall having met Jin. Previously, I held to the theory that she wouldnâ€™t recall meeting Jin because it hadnâ€™t happened until Jin went back in time. And with her dead, she would not have that new memory. Last nightâ€™s episode seemed to indicate that she should know. If thatâ€™s the case, then I chalk it up to 16 years spent isolated and driven insane. At no point were they really dealing with a rationale person so that neatly explains that piece.
10.Â Â Miles confusion neatly summed it up. Time travel is tricky and just when you think you have it figured out, you end up confusing yourself. I think that was a nice tongue-in-cheek scene to basically tell Lost-obsessives to just chill out and stop working over every little detail hoping to find a time ending paradox. This is entertainment, after all. Itâ€™s not like our existence depends on a perfectly defined space-time continuum. So, they are basically saying – whatever happened, happened. Just go with it. And Iâ€™m fine with that. In fact, I usually take time travel stories on a surface level. I like seeing people pop back to an earlier time line, make a few anachronistic jokes, try to kill the potential leader of the Future War against the Machines and then make it back in time to rock the mike at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance. So, Iâ€™ll go with the flow.
11.Â Â By the way, if Oldham is their Sayid, I think Miles is the new Sawyer. I love this dudeâ€™s acerbic tone. Granted, he’s got a way to go to match the master. Where he tosses a â€œTubbyâ€ at Hurley, Sawyer would have jabbed with â€œJabbaâ€.
12.Â Â The early Jack scene was surprising. I knew he wouldnâ€™t assist with the surgery but I was a bit surprised in his reasoning. Rather than blowing his cover, Jack fibs a bit and tells Kate that he wonâ€™t help save young Benâ€™s life because he doesnâ€™t completely agree that he should. Later he drops his armor a bit and letâ€™s Juliet know that he came back to the island because he thinks there is a purpose for him there. In a line that neatly echoes Lockeâ€™s (The Man of Faith) continued proclamation â€“ he feels he is meant to do something â€“ he just doesnâ€™t know what. That represents a major shift in his original goals, where he now seems to believe that the island is an entity of some sort and he has blind faith in it.
13.Â Â I was also very pleased with Sawyerâ€™s statement to Kate â€“ â€œI did it for herâ€ â€“ meaning Juliet. That statement helpfully erased any worries that Sawyer was going to drop his sweet life for another chance at Freckles but it appears that LaFleur has grown up a bit in the 3 years that heâ€™s been stranded there.
14.Â Â The end sequence was the best â€“ with young Harry Potter being delivered to the Muggles (errr Others) for safe keeping. Julietâ€™s earlier worry foreshadowed this event â€“ as if she knew there would be a terrible price to pay in entrusting Ben with The Others. Richard underscored that by telling them â€œHeâ€™ll lose his innocence. Heâ€™ll never remember any of this. Heâ€™ll be one of us.â€ And in that moment, Sawyer and Kate realize that they helped birth the monster.
15.Â Â As a quick aside, one of the Others mentioned Charles and Ellie to which Richard angrily dismissed â€“ â€œI donâ€™t answer to themâ€. Of course not. Itâ€™s Jacob that calls the shots. This makes me think that the majority of The Others are not derived from the same cloth as Richard â€“ which goes back to our theories that Richard is a primal, indigenous inhabitant of this island.
Thatâ€™s enough for now and with that episode, we get the obligatory Kate story out of the way. Whew. Let me know what you guys have.
See you next week for Episode 5.12 â€“ â€˜Dead is Deadâ€™.