The winner of the UFC? The Octagon?? Thunderdome???
Holiday Pop-Culture Trivia. That’s how we separate the superhuman from the rest of you bottom-dwellers. If you want to find a real champion, the eyes of the cyberworld are here upon my little postage stamp ofÂ web real estateÂ – where over the next two weeks, a battle royale will wage to rock the pillars of hell. Or at the very least, to make the interminable march towards the Big Day, Christmas morn, fly a little more swiftly. Ohhhhh, I hope I got that new Jonas Brothers friendship bracelet.
As you know, over the last two years I have decided to inject some levity and bloodsportsmanship into my annual holiday party through theÂ marriage of Holiday Pop-Culture Themed Trivia QuestionsÂ with Traditional Yankee Swap. And, as we did last year, I use these questions as the springboard for The Annual Ed Zone Ho Ho Ho Throwdown.
The rules are simple.
Every other business day (starting Monday) I will post a series of 10 trivia questions. Anyone who would like to participate can simply â€˜Ring Inâ€™ by leaving a Comment along the lines of â€œIâ€™m Inâ€ or â€œOB1 and Done, babyâ€. Then e-mail me your answers to firstname.lastname@example.org. After each roundâ€™s deadline expires, Iâ€™ll post the results and weâ€™ll move on to the next round.
As the actual party is usually so loud, not many people hear all of these questions unless you are on the hot seat and perched two inches away from my bellowing pie hole. Therefore, this little contest is fair game to anyone who wants to submit answers.
Now, as this is the wild, wild web, I know the answers are just a Google away. Iâ€™m going to get a pop culture-themed prize and display the winnerâ€™s name (and Mii likeness) on this site at the conclusion of all six rounds, so if you cheat, you cheat me.Â And yourself. Oh, and your children. Your dogs and cats. And anyone who ever looked you square in the eye and declared you a kind, decent human.Â Hell – you cheat America and right now, America needs you more than ever youÂ lowdown, dirty Canadian.Â
Yup, you Google Gizmo and youâ€™re basically dead to us all.
The last note â€“ as my faithful readers can attest, I like to keep these posts visually interesting by sprinkling them with photos. I plan on posting photos with each question but in the case of multiple-choice questions, the photo displayed is not necessarily indicative of the winning answer. It just means I found a photo I liked. Also, in the instance where a photo would truly spoil a question, Iâ€™ll just post some random holiday-themed shot.
Remember, Round 1 will be up Monday morning – December 8th. I hope y’all join the fight.