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Formal reviews are coming but right now Tomb Raider Legend and Elder Scrolls Oblivion are jockeying for position in my 360. I’m inclined to refer to Lara’s latest as TRL – but that just seems to conjure up too many images of some crazy platformer where you guide Carson Daley through throngs of screaming pop tarts while trying to boost your Kharma score. That games does culminate in one kickass boss fight with Tara Reid. For those that make it that far, here’s a little cheat code. Keep plying the RoboReid with tequila. When she hits the ground, jack Lizzie Grubman’s Escalade and floor it out of Taradise. Mission Accomplished.

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