Here we are – Day 2 of the Scoob Casting challenge. I have added a few more people to the list so this will stretch a little further. Remember – this isn’t an exact science. Feel free to post your ideas on who these meatbags actually resemble.
Today we tackle Joe.
Joe was born and raised in the one stop light frontier town of Granby, MA where he spent his formulative years aiding the founding fathers in their quest for fire. He enrolled in the University of Massachusetts, Amherst in 1892 (at that time, Southbridge Agricultural College) – where he studied bull neutering and quantum physics. In 1993, he graduated RA Emeritus (Resident Assistant for Life). Post graduation, Joe pursued an illustrious career with the esteemed Bradlees’ Department Store. As with that chain’s propensity for offering cheap knock-off clothing (faux-Dickies, mock mock turtlenecks), Joe found the glass ceiling was actually plexiglass and bang away at it as long as he might – he would never break through. Fortunately, salvation soon arrived behind the wheel of a cherry ’95 Brilliant Blue Dodge Neon – as his old college pal Ed offered Joe a job at Putnam Investments. In his spare time, Joe enjoys parrots, peglegs, downloading eps of So noTORIoius, plundering booty and other piratey pursuits.
Who Should Play Joe In The Feature Film
The Ed Zone selects Miguel Ferrer (Crossing Jordan, Robocop.)
Who Will Play Joe In The Feature Film
MyHeritage.com selects Bill Paxton?!?!? (Is MyHeritage a front for the grassroots Chet for President campaign?)
Which Celebrity Does Joe Most Resemble
All in all, the Paxton pick is frankly bizarre. That’s three times in two days (he also came up 98% when I ran Chatham through the ringer.) But as we all know, looks aren’t everything. One needs to look with better eyes than that – to discern the true beauty within. On the surface, Joe may seem a quiet, contemplative bald guy but inside Joe lies this bellowing beast. Chew on this: